Teaching a smart dog no tricks.
- ME: Okay Otis, if you do the trick then I will give you this tasty treat.
- OTIS: Counter-proposal. I will not do the trick, but you give me the treat anyway.
- *5 minute staring contest*
- ME: Here is the treat.
Science you’re drunk again
electrons have a mass and charge, but no size,
you contain more energy than the explosion of an atomic bomb, by a lot,
the particles that make up protons and neutrons come in flavors, those flavors are up, down, strange, charm, top, and bottom
science is always drunk